Kirk. Kirky….we ALL feel for you. Seriously…could John Travolta be any MORE of a girl lately?
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Jennifer Connolly and her husband, the dude whose name I forget but who co-starred with her in A Beautiful Mind, showed up to some event wearing a piece of a wicker chair as a belt the other night.
On a positive note, I’m sure her posture was really good the entire evening.
The sheer possibility that she could become Commander in Chief has got to be a sign of the apocalypse.
A Freudian Slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother. That’s all I remember from Intro. to Psych.
This video is the Best. Slip. Ever. Watch till the end…his reaction is better than the slip itself.
Ashley Judd, seen above obviously freezing and being utterly annoyed at someone as usual, was recently quoted in a Redbook interview saying this, when asked about her marriage:
“Dario is my….well, we don’t talk about our marriage at all. I think for me to give my view of his view in the press is usurping his intellectual property.”
Again with the two-ton words when a 1/2 pound would do. She couldn’t just say, “Well, we’re pretty private. I wouldn’t want to speak for him, ” and leave it at that?
Wait. No, she couldn’t do that, because she’s NOT private. This is coming from the same woman who announced on The View that Dario found her g-spot.
Hate.
Chaka Khan was seen out on the street wearing this yesterday. I know she hasn’t been part of mainstream music for awhile, but I was under the impression that she enjoyed enough success earlier in her career to be able to afford clothes that weren’t made of felt.
According to this report, the dude in the picture above got married to the dog in the picture above. As in married. As in they are married. To each other. Apparently the guy killed a couple dogs some time ago, and feels really guilty about it, and is convinced that the misfortune he has suffered since can only be atoned by marrying a dog.
I could go straight to the obvious joke about whether this marriage was consummated and what position may have been used, but seriously. I really just want to understand the kind of thinking that goes from, “I feel bad about killing dogs” to “I should marry one.”
Heidi Klum, shown above without products, airbrushing, or her normal entourage of stylists, was on the Ellen show, where she ADMITTED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION to getting parenting help from Britney Spears.
She said, “We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know. You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea. It’s very clever. I learned a lot of things.”
WTF? What did she think the sticky things were for? I know models aren’t generally known for their smarts, but really? How much of a moron do you have to be to admit that Britney knows something about parenting that you don’t?
UPDATE: Alert and astute mockdock reader Melisa has informed us that Heidi was joking, and has provided this link: http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/heidi-klum-cracks-on-britney-spears-while-visiting-ellen-322354.php. After watching this clip, I would like to retract my statement that Heidi is a moron and an idiot for taking parenting tips from Britney Spears and instead say that she’s a moron and an idiot for dancing like such a jackass when she appears on stage.
See, it’s this little game she plays where she goes to the grocery store, fills her cart with imaginary food, and then pigs out on it. She even pretend purges afterwords.
Seriously. I’ve seen wire hangers with more curves.
Would I be proud of myself if I were as old as Sharon Stone and had her body? Probably. Would I want to display that pride with the toe of a camel? No. I would not.
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