The Mock Dock

Joan Van Ark.  Wow.  I’d like to attribute this to some horrific chemical peel, but what I think is really going on here is that she’s dead, and people don’t want us to know, so they’re just kind of propping her up for various cameras and putting a lot of cake make up on her to try and fool us.

I’d also like to attribute the fact that I know who she is to someone else telling me, but alas, I’m old enough to have seen her in an episode or two of Knots Landing.