The Mock Dock

When asked what she thought about Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy, Lindsay Lohan said, “Not much.  Why do people think it’s such a big deal?”

See, she’s downplaying it because she’s trying to come up with the next thing that will put the focus back on HER.  Be on the lookout for a hard night of partying and a hook-up with someone shocking, like JLS’s boyfriend or something.  Followed by re-entry into rehab, and possibly a Vegas wedding.