The Mock Dock

And already, there’s news circulating of a new celebrity sex tape.  Today’s star?  Vivica Fox.  According to reports, she was drunk and then secretly caught on a cell phone camera performing favors of a special nature to some random Atlanta dude.  Who had the good sense to capture it on camera and then emailed it to all his friends.  Who then emailed it back to her.  At which point she forwarded it to the POLICE.  WTF?  I don’t know who ends up looking worse.  She was probably all, “Um yeah.  Policeperson?  Can you arrest this horrible man?  Look what he did” and Policeperson was probably all, “Um yeah.  Vivica? You might want to rethink the whole getting wasted and blowing random Atlanta dudes thing.”

This year is shaping up to be a great one, mockdockers!