OMG - so much stuff going on with the Brit this morning. Drama galore. Cops and ambulances and hospitalizations and all sorts of madness. In a nutshell, she wouldn’t give the kids to KFed at the specified time, police were called, she was reported to be high on something, a showdown occurred which lasted 4 hours, she was hauled away in an ambulance and is now on mental lockdown at the hospital. All of which is completely hilarious. The not hilarious part is that her littlest kid is also in the hospital for unknown reasons. Another report says that Britney was wheeled through the hospital shouting, “I’d rather die than give my babies to him.”
More news as it filters in. Unless it’s not as juicy, in which case I’ll wait a few days till the dust settles and then mock it at that time.
UPDATE: So the kids are both fine. They’re with their dad. She’s in lockdown for anywhere between 72 hours to 14 days. Apparently no drugs or alcohol - just pure crazy.
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