The Mock Dock

 That’s it.  Mariah Carey has crossed the line and will now join Ashley Judd and Katherine Heigl in having her own I Hate category here at the MockDock.  According to this source, Mariah Carey had this to say about the possibility of performing a duet with Jennifer Lopez:

“I’d rather be on stage with a pig — a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain’t going to happen.”

Now, I’m the first person to say that JLo isn’t an exceptional singer.  But my my my - SOMEONE thinks an awful lot of themselves, now, doesn’t someone?  Perhaps JLo doesn’t want to be seen on stage with someone who needs to shave her mustache as often as Marc Anthony either.  Didja ever think of THAT, Mariah?  What a beeyotch.