The Mock Dock

I’d hate for you to think I’m out of touch with what’s happening in Britneyland today, but I’m also so bored of her I would sooner read IRS Tax Code than blog about her, so here’s what I’m gonna do.  I’m going to give you a quick recap of all the crap that’s happened in her wacked family’s life within the last 48 hours, and then hopefully not have to write about her for a while.

1.  She’s still with that terrorist paparazzo and she is private jetting off to some undisclosed location with him basically as I type this.  Oh yeah - and she was photographed making out with him.

2.  Her family is all mad at Dr Phil for releasing a statement about her medical condition.  And Dr Phil is kind of looking like an idiot right now.

3.  Jamie Lynn is getting her GED, and being inspired by the movie Juno even though she intends to keep her baby and have her obviously well-qualified mom help her raise it.

4.  Britney was videotaped (before hopping on the private jet) smoking while her assistant put gas in her car. 

5.  Kevin Federline currently has a restraining order against Britney, and she’s not to be within 100 yards of him.  Or feet. I forget.

6.  Brit’s family is currently exploring options on involuntarily committing Britney to a mental institution with a court order.  If they can find her.  Because she just jetted off with her new boyfriend.

7.  This is my favorite:  Simon Cowell has been quoted as saying about Brit, “It looks to me at the moment that she’s out of control.”  Thanks, Captain McObvious.

I think there’s more, but yawn.  She’s gotten so crazy that she can hardly outdo herself anymore.  Until she OD’s or reveals that she’s getting a sex change or actually GETS committed, she’s officially uninteresting to me.