The Mock Dock

According to this article, Robbie Williams may not tour for a long time.  And he might not release a “proper” album in a long time either.  Which, as anyone who knows me at all could attest, makes me practically suicidal.

Robbie says, “There might not be a proper album out this year and there definitely won’t be a tour any time soon. F*** that, the last one nearly killed me.  There will be some kind of something this year.  I might just put the B-sides to the next album out first online. Then put an album out in 2009. Which means you won’t be seeing a lot of me on stage for a while. Sorry folks.  I do have to say, the more time I’m spending away from public life, the more I like it. Unfortunately I have a massive competitive urge that wants me to put out three albums a year.  Which one will win? I’m sure as soon as I get bored I’ll be back. But right now there’s a soy vanilla latte and mince pie waiting for me in the kitchen.”

So I guess I’ll just have to count on his massive competitive urge to win out over the latte and mince pie (eew).  But in the meantime, you might want to keep sharp objects away from me.