The Mock Dock

It’s coming in SIX DAYS!! Idol returns…and it couldn’t be coming at a better time. If I have to watch one more college sporting event I will die. Next week, Tuesday and Wednesday….two night, FOUR hour event. And this is the good stuff…the terrible singers, the criers, and Paula. Who, by the way, made news today in an airport: “She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted ten minutes,” said a tipster, at a Continental Airlines terminal at LAX. “One minute she was hyperventilating … the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled ‘Poltergeist’ voice.” Ohhhhhhhhh yeah, that’s our Paula all the way. I’m officially making an “Idol” category to the right, and we will be keeping tabs on all the fun. Let the mocking begin.