The Mock Dock

According to this article, Hugh Hefner says that he intends to keep on having sex till he’s 100 (he’s currently 81).   But even better than that, is the part where he says he’s EVENTUALLY going to have a monogamous relationship with one of his three live-in girlfriends (Holly, not the one with the horse laugh).  Eventually, he says.  Like he has all the time in the world.

I could sit here and get all Ashley Judd and say Hugh is the king of the exploitation of women, etc. blah etc. blah etc….but I can’t help but like him.  The guy LIVES in his pajamas.  To me, that is the ultimate definition of success.