The Mock Dock

So according to Life&Style Weekly, Britney had an epic day the other day.  Just when I think I’ve had my limit of Britney antics, she ups the ante by stripping down completely naked in the middle of a store and then has sex with her terrorist in the dressing room.  And then cusses out the store clerk.  THIS is the kind of news I want to see, not boring ole courtroom drama.

Anywhoo, the story goes like this: She and Adnan went to a mall store where the Britster grabbed a bunch of dresses, and went into the dressing room with him.  She then emerged as naked as the day she was born.  The clerk grabbed a dress to cover her up at which point Britney completely freaked and started cursing at her.  Then she went back into the dressing room for FORTY FIVE MINUTES with her terrorist and “made weird noises”.  When they came back out, Britney was mumbling, slurring, and spitting, all the while keeping her new British accent.  The store clerk also reported that Brit’s face was covered with cold sores and zits.  As Britney finally left the store, she muttered, ‘F— you!’ to the sales staff.

LOVE LOVE LOVE it.  Oh yeah, and apparently there are reports that she wrote a suicide note several days ago, but obviously hasn’t yet followed through on it.