The Mock Dock

Katherine Heigl has been doing a lot of interviews lately for her crappy new movie…which, by the way, is getting REALLY bad reviews. Gosh, that’s just terrible. In one such interview, she explains that she feels bad to the paparazzi, who wait around for her, because of how boring she is.

She says “I’m not very interesting. I always apologize,” she said. “I’m like, ‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry. You’ve been waiting all day and here I come just to go grocery shopping.’” 

 Well, it seems they were waiting around for this wedgie move you pulled here Heigl. Good job you…maybe your next move should involve a quote about how terrible the paparazzi are, and how you feel that they are sexists trying to degrade women. Oh, and then smoke. Hate.