The Mock Dock

So the internet is buzzing today over a video capture of Amy Winehouse smoking crack.  As if this is something new.  I mean, it’s new that there’s video of it, I suppose.  But that’s like getting all excited about a new video of me putting on socks in the morning.  You can look at me any given winter day, and see that I have socks on.  Taking video of it doesn’t make that news.  But for some reason video of Amy Winehouse doing crack is All The Rage. 

LOOK AT HER, people.  Amy doing crack = Mockarena wearing socks.  It’s really just that simple.