The Mock Dock

It’s here. The worst show you could ever dream up in your life has arrived. I couldn’t feel sorry for these skanks if you paid me a zillion skillion dollars. If you voluntarily go on a show called Battle of the Bods, you should officially give up any right to freely exist in this country. Seriously. Your rights as a human should be automatically revoked.

I want to bitch-slap #5 so bad I can barely contain myself.