The Mock Dock

This dude has just been charged with manslaughter.  For killing his wife.  And not in your traditional handgun, poison, or beating kind of way.  Nope - this dude and his wife liked kinky sex, and during a particularly kinky session in which he attached clips to her nipples, plugged into a powercord and covered her mouth with electrical tape, she pretty much got jolted to death.

Have people learned nothing from Michael Hutchence?  It’s probably a good idea, when engaging in sex of any kind,  to stay away from things or practices that will most likely kill you.  Just another helpful hint from Mockarena. 

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