The Mock Dock

Britney had a big blow out with her creepy friend Sam last night, which caused her to get out of her car and cry hysterically in front of her best friends the paparazzi.  Conveniently.  She couldn’t just have a fight with someone inside for once.  Anyway, she called her on again off again creep, Adnan, to come to her rescue and he came and drove off with her at 100 mph.  And then they did some grocery shopping.

Supposedly Britney’s folks are at her house, which is shocking considering she’s not on speaking terms with either of them.

Yawn.