See that ship? I’m going to be on it tomorrow. Which means I won’t be able to mock to the extent to which you have all grown accustomed for the next 5 days. But Holmes and Dame and Bunny have promised to keep you all entertained in my absence.
Now, I’m totally obsessive, which means I won’t be able to resist paying whatever astronomical charge the ship will have for internet access to see what all of the wacky celebrities are up to. And, if I’m so inclined, I might opt to mock them. But I’m not making any promises.
You’ll have to carry on without me. All 15 of you.
umm 16 of us!
How will we survive?! Hope you have an awesome time!
Bon Voyage indeed….
….but careful mockin’ too many people or they might try throwing you overboard!