The other night I was sitting on stool, black-lacquered with red cloth containing some tribal pattern on it, when I realized that wearing shorts in the winter is inappropriate. Now this awareness had nothin to do with the frigid winter thermometer or the social stigma that is lain upon such animals as me…it is derived from the very fact that the stool upon which I gingerly rested my vasectomized bag of groceries. It was with the delicate lapping of a cat’s tongue that I realized how coarse the very fabric felt against my newly shorn baggage. I forgot to mention that all of my shorts are hand-me-downs from Bjorn Borg.
All of that to say… here are some pics of Avril Lavigne. She is a Canadian. She is like sandpaper to my manbag, minus the tribal patterning.
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