Well, Hello. Holmes apologizes for his absence. I recently received a note - via carrier pigeon - from Mockerena telling me that her glorious life filled with roses and wine that isn’t contained in wax-covered corrugated cardboard is taking her on a breath-takingly tropical adventure filled with lavish dining and pirates.
So it turns out, that my stay in rehab has ended at a good time.
I am not turned-on by the celebrity as much as Mockerena is, but I will do my best to maintain her general celbreity focus. All I can do is apologize now.
Absurdly yours,
Holmes
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