The Mock Dock

Well, Hello.  Holmes apologizes for his absence.  I recently received a note - via carrier pigeon - from Mockerena telling me that her glorious life filled with roses and wine that isn’t contained in wax-covered corrugated cardboard is taking her on a breath-takingly tropical adventure filled with lavish dining and pirates.

So it turns out, that my stay in rehab has ended at a good time. 

I am not turned-on by the celebrity as much as Mockerena is, but I will do my best to maintain her general celbreity focus.  All I can do is apologize now.

Absurdly yours,

Holmes