Seriously. How miserable is it to be Mariah Carey’s dog? Look at the pitiful, despondent, hopeless, dejected look on that poor little guy’s face. Have you seen a sadder dog?
Hang in there, doggie. God loves a terrier.

It turns out, that without make-up, Eva Longoria is actually a 13 year old girl in need of a mustache wax. Who knew?

Oddly enough, my husband too, wears t-shirts with naked pictures of me on them. So weird!

You know that giant, fat, stupid woman on the View? Not Joy Behar. The other one. The one pictured above. Today, she confessed that at 41 years old, she has never in her entire life exercised her right to vote. And do you want to know the reason?
It’s because she just “never knew the dates or anything”. I’m not making this up, people. Our culture is allowing this kind of idiot not only to be broadcast on television every single day, but presumably she makes a handsome salary doing it.
Sherri Shepherd probably thinks that Super Tuesday is when Burger King runs their Whopper specials.
Seriously. Please try and imagine the look of distain on my face while watching this.
I know she is trying to be funny. But really, honestly, she isn’t. She comes across as a total jerk. I give this marriage 2 1/2 years tops. I seriously feel sorry for her husband. She just told America that she “lords” over him.
Also, I’m so tired of her pretending that she could care less about the movies she is in. You are an ACTOR. You ACT. That’s all you can do. I could keep going, but I’m not going to. And I will say that I really truly tried to like her this week. I saw pictures of her and “Joshua” moving into their new house…and they did it themselves without hiring a mover. I thought “wow…ok, I’ll give her that.” But now after watching this clip, I realize that they moved themselves because A) she is a control-freak, and B) I doubt she has any friends who would volunteer to help. grrr

Gwen Stefani is pregnant again. Because it’s all the rage.

Britney had a big blow out with her creepy friend Sam last night, which caused her to get out of her car and cry hysterically in front of her best friends the paparazzi. Conveniently. She couldn’t just have a fight with someone inside for once. Anyway, she called her on again off again creep, Adnan, to come to her rescue and he came and drove off with her at 100 mph. And then they did some grocery shopping.
Supposedly Britney’s folks are at her house, which is shocking considering she’s not on speaking terms with either of them.
Yawn.

Oh look! It’s Adrian Grenier, and he’s free and he’s out there and he’s lovin’ every minute of it! It seems like this has become quite a habit.
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