I’ve got nothin’ mean to say. I just think this is pretty cool. On the left is John and Yoko’s son, Sean Lennon. He obviously shares a lot in common with his dad, except for the fact that he likes his women taller, with bigger, floppier hats.
In other news, P Diddy, aka Puffy Daddy, aka Sean Combs, would now like to be called Sean John. Coincidence? I think not!
Not only is Angelina Jolie pregnant again, as is the majority of Hollywood, but sources report that she’s expecting twins. Angelina is not about to be upstaged by all those celebrities who are only pregnant with one measly kid.
I feel kind of bad for posting a picture this hideous of Sarah Jessica Parker, who I genuinely like both on-screen and off. She seems like a thoughtful, practical and intelligent woman who has done very well for herself.
Who am I kidding. I LIVE for pictures like these. It looks like she’s wearing a seriously oversized hair scrunchy.
Presidential hopeful and 72 year old John McCain is pictured here with his mother, Roberta. WHO IS STILL ALIVE. And spry as ever, apparently, chatting it up with reporters about why her son should lead our country.
You can say a lot of stuff about John McCain, but you can’t question the likelihood of his longevity. Dude probably has a good 40 years left in him.
What sort of coat is this? Seriously. It’s like Lucy Liu decided she wanted to wear 6 giant wads of cotton candy as a jacket.
But she IS pregnant again. I’m so over all these celebrity pregnancies. I wish there was a celebrity out there that could just be outrageous every day, and like, I don’t know, lose custody of her kids and speak in British accents and screw paparazzi all the time. Wouldn’t that be something?
I watched this show last night. And it was the dumbest, lamest show of all time. Yes, some of the questions were loaded and made me a wee bit nervous for the contestants. But the whole reason to ask them is to have the audience get to experience the aftermath. After the one dude revealed that he has touched someone at work inappropriately, I wanted to see he and his wife back in the green room fighting it out, not just silently leaving never to return again. LAME. And the other thing is that they make the contestants take 47 hours to answer each question. They add all this dramatic music, but it’s not dramatic, it’s just annoying.
I’m going to give it one more chance. And if I’m not sufficiently cringing and freaking out at the end of next week’s episode, I’m done.
You know that lady who is famous for having so much plastic surgery that she barely resembles a human being anymore? Some giggly reporter asked her WHAT HER BEAUTY SECRETS ARE. I think alien woman responds with just laughter, as if she herself knows what an absurd question that is, but it’s possible that she said something French. Look for yourself. That there is a man on earth who can fall in love with that face proves that there is indeed someone out there for everyone.
For those of you who have always thought “Britney Spears” and “Deepthroating” go together like peas and carrots, this picture is ’specially for you.
So Britney went to court today to fight to have visitation with her kids. She got through the metal detectors, but then had a change of heart and fled. Naturally, the judge denied visitation. Her boytoy, Adnan, is expected to appear on ET again tonight to talk about what a great mother she is. I’m sure he’ll be reeeeeally convincing.
Here is Jerry O’Connell in a spoof of the Tom Cruise video. I am a little concerned for Jerry, frankly. After watching the Tom Cruise video…I’m just sayin that I am a little shy about posting anything mean about Scientology. But just between you and me, those people are nuts!
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