The Mock Dock

Those three words are not clues from an old episode of Password, but rather the latest news form the crazed carnie-driven circus that is “The World According to that Crazy Ho.” 

Apparently, upon entering her court-ordered soft-walled stay, Britney was heard accusing one of (no one is sure which) of her “flavor-savered” boyfriends/ managers/ drivers/ handlers/ trainers/not-interested-in-all-those-virgins of having biblical relations with her own mom.  She was also spewing profanities in front of families…but can you blame her.. she thought she was giving parenting tips.

But maybe on a more critical note, she admitted to ingesting 10 laxatives each and every day.  Though her world has turned upside down, it is amazing that she has not turned inside out.