The Mock Dock

Look at how completely bratty Katherine McPhee’s flower girl looks.  She is PISSED OFF that there are other people in this picture.

So Katherine married that old guy, and they SANG TO EACH OTHER at the reception.  I’m talking full songs.  He sang, “She’s Got A Way” and she sang, “Unforgettable.”  I know she’s a singer and all, but I think that’s gay.  That’s like actors performing soliloquies from Shakespeare at their receptions.  Or aestheticians giving each other eyebrow waxes during the cake cutting.  Gay.