The Mock Dock

Word on the street is that people who use a certain gym in NYC are getting totally irritated that huge parts of the gym are shut down whenever Madonna feels inclined to work out.  There are apparently even “black-out” areas so that people literally are unable to catch a glimpse of her.

Based on the above photo, I think it’s really a public service that people are unable to catch a glimpse of her.  I would run in terror if I saw this in person.