The Mock Dock

 So in case you didn’t think Amy Fisher was enough of a beyotch, she is now verbally attacking Mary Jo Buttafucco in the press.  Yes - apparently shooting her in the face wasn’t mean enough.  So now she has this to say:

“Mary Jo is a nonentity. People are angry at me because I’m a millionaire. But guess what? So is Mary Jo! She made more millions off of what I did than what I made.  I feel no sympathy for Mary Jo the multimillionaire! The fact that Mary Jo has a bullet in her head means nothing! I still have silicone in my boobs, and you don’t hear me complaining. She can’t feel her bullet, and I can’t feel my silicone.”

I’m not sure if Amy is aware of this, but getting shot in the face isn’t QUITE the same as cosmetic surgery.  That whole “elective” factor is taken away when you’re unexpectedly shot.