The Mock Dock

You guys! Remember when I told you that Gary Coleman got married? Well, he and his bride haven’t yet consummated said marriage, and he doesn’t care what you think about it. Look how indignant he is when he talks about it. He says it’ll happen when it happens and it’ll be for the right reasons. What does that even mean? If you marry someone, what is the wrong reason to have sex with them? Perhaps one of our 17 readers could enlighten me on this.