The Mock Dock

So the reason that I entitled this post “Offered Without Comment” is that I have no idea who this landbeast is, nor do I have the capability of explaining what exactly it is that she is attempting to do.  But who am I kidding.  How am I supposed to NOT comment on this?

LOOK at the bazongas on her.  These are the kind of boobs which follow you.  And what I mean by that is that they don’t move WITH the rest of your body - they simply follow it.  So like, see how in the left hand photo the landbeast is kind of in mid-run?  She’s going to eventually come to a stop, ostensibly at the end of the stage,  and then like 7 minutes later, after she’s got two giant black eyes, her boobs will come to a stop.

It’s really quite extraordinary, if you think about it.

But you don’t have to think about it.  That’s why I’m here. 

And look at her upside-down on the right. It’s entirely possible that this photo is the last one seen of her alive, before she suffocated from the weight of her own boobs.