The Mock Dock

I wasn’t going to post anything about obnoxious attention-seeking hounds Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag ever again, but a new quote from Spencer about his confidence in Heidi’s “music” career was too priceless not to share.  He said,

 ”When people hear what we have in the bank, it’s gonna blow their minds. Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming — they’re gonna sell 10-million plus.”

I’m not making that up.  These words honestly escaped his lips.  How much do you hate them right now?  Because just look at this ridiculous photo from Valentine’s Day.  Look at how they’re trying to act all, “What? There are cameras?  I don’t see them!  This is a totally unplanned and surprising gift I’m receiving right now!” when in reality there are like 17 gazillion photographers within 12 inches of them.

I hate them.  If you are purchasing or know anyone who is purchasing any “music” of Heidi’s, you are officially on my list of uncool people.  And that’s a list you don’t want to be on, people.