Comments on: And So It Begins. http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/19/and-so-it-begins/ Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:37:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Holmes http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/19/and-so-it-begins/#comment-882 Holmes Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:59:10 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/19/and-so-it-begins/#comment-882 Okay...so here's my thing with idol...the singing face... why must they all make that gay, squeezing-through-a-fence-slat face? that face makes me unable to watch... Okay…so here’s my thing with idol…the singing face… why must they all make that gay, squeezing-through-a-fence-slat face? that face makes me unable to watch…

]]> By: Bunny http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/19/and-so-it-begins/#comment-877 Bunny Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:53:39 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/19/and-so-it-begins/#comment-877 Admittedly I was only half-engaged, meaning the TV was on but I was in the next room paying bills, so I listened more than watched. BUT - I did come out in time to see Jason "Dookey-Rolls" Castro...who has the whitest teeth EVER, and who must smoke at least a pound of weed a day. And he TOTALLY bears a resemblance to this lovable star: http://blog.oregonlive.com/qpdx/2007/10/teenage_lesbian_bradys.html Doesn't he? Does anyone else see? Oh well. Admittedly I was only half-engaged, meaning the TV was on but I was in the next room paying bills, so I listened more than watched. BUT - I did come out in time to see Jason “Dookey-Rolls” Castro…who has the whitest teeth EVER, and who must smoke at least a pound of weed a day. And he TOTALLY bears a resemblance to this lovable star: http://blog.oregonlive.com/qpdx/2007/10/teenage_lesbian_bradys.html

Doesn’t he? Does anyone else see?

Oh well.

]]> By: Dame Aufschneider http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/19/and-so-it-begins/#comment-874 Dame Aufschneider Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:15:29 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/02/19/and-so-it-begins/#comment-874 It begins indeed. So I have to admit that I have watched none of American Idol thus far this season. I really hate the auditions...especially the elevator ride up to hear if you have made it. Horrible. So, this was my first impression of all these fellas, so my comments are going to be superficial at best...but what else would you expect? Dave Hernandez - His mouth is too small for his face. Hate. Chikezie - Only one name, huh? Hate. David Cook - He has a young-guy comb-over. Whatcha hidin under that fake-punk doo? A five head? I'm sure no one else noticed. Jason Yeager - Hated the performance. Loved his little Donny Osmond son. Robbie Carrico - Is it just me, or when they showed him without his do-rag, it looks like he is wearing a wig. David Archuleta - Littlest. Cutest. Pocketest. Love. Danny Noriega - Hate. For every reason you quoted above. He is Sanjaya 2.0. Luke Menard - Cute, I guess. Completely forgettable and not so great. Ellen Degeneres - While Danny made me remember all the things I usually don't like about gay guys, Colton made me think of all the reasons I do. Every time you got a glimpse of him from the second story room, he was dancing, using jazz hands, and making all the other men uncomfortable. I love him. Leif Garrett - Hate. Jason Castro - I am completely creeped out by him. I had to change the channel. Paul got voted out on Biggest Loser by the way. This dreadlock creepfest makes me shutter. And I laughed out loud at my desk about the Joan Osborne thing. That is so true. She kindof creeps me too. Micheal Johns - That has to be a made-up name. And, wasn't there a contestant named John Micheals awhile back? I smell a conspiracy. But, this guy is cute. Good singer. I like him. Alright, that's it. I have to go get my mind off Dready McCreepLocks. It begins indeed. So I have to admit that I have watched none of American Idol thus far this season. I really hate the auditions…especially the elevator ride up to hear if you have made it. Horrible. So, this was my first impression of all these fellas, so my comments are going to be superficial at best…but what else would you expect?

Dave Hernandez - His mouth is too small for his face. Hate.

Chikezie - Only one name, huh? Hate.

David Cook - He has a young-guy comb-over. Whatcha hidin under that fake-punk doo? A five head? I’m sure no one else noticed.

Jason Yeager - Hated the performance. Loved his little Donny Osmond son.

Robbie Carrico - Is it just me, or when they showed him without his do-rag, it looks like he is wearing a wig.

David Archuleta - Littlest. Cutest. Pocketest. Love.

Danny Noriega - Hate. For every reason you quoted above. He is Sanjaya 2.0.

Luke Menard - Cute, I guess. Completely forgettable and not so great.

Ellen Degeneres - While Danny made me remember all the things I usually don’t like about gay guys, Colton made me think of all the reasons I do. Every time you got a glimpse of him from the second story room, he was dancing, using jazz hands, and making all the other men uncomfortable. I love him.

Leif Garrett - Hate.

Jason Castro - I am completely creeped out by him. I had to change the channel. Paul got voted out on Biggest Loser by the way. This dreadlock creepfest makes me shutter. And I laughed out loud at my desk about the Joan Osborne thing. That is so true. She kindof creeps me too.

Micheal Johns - That has to be a made-up name. And, wasn’t there a contestant named John Micheals awhile back? I smell a conspiracy. But, this guy is cute. Good singer. I like him.

Alright, that’s it. I have to go get my mind off Dready McCreepLocks.

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