I don’t care if this is staged. There is nothing I could have seen this morning that would have made me more filled with glee than seeing Heidi Montag cry.
Doesn’t she kind of look like a cross between Tori Spelling and the girl who played Jan in the Brady Bunch Movie? Only ten times less appealing?
Who in the hell is Heidi Montag? Who is Spencer Pratt? Why are these strange people famous??
Exactly. Which is why I’m always torn between contributing to their publicity and keeping our 18 readers informed.