This is the result of Day 2 of the Kinoki Foot Pad trial. It should be mentioned that this pad was used on my other foot (as directed). I wasn’t going to post another Kinoki update for a few days because I thought it would take longer to see a change, but as you can see, compared to yesterday, it’s not really taking all that long. So, I think what we can glean from this is one of the following:
a) My left foot isn’t as toxic as my right foot, or
b) Day 2’s foot pad shows less toxicity in my body overall due to the efficacy of this remarkable product, or
c) I got a defective foot pad last night, or
d) This whole thing is a sham and Mr. Kinoki-san is watching me from his palace using a bajillion dollar telescope paid for by the shipping costs that all the poor saps who bought this product had to dole out.
I don’t know what to think, you guys. I still don’t have any superpowers that I’m aware of. I feel pretty much the same as I always have, only maybe slightly more sarcastic. Does that count?
Stay tuned.
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