The Mock Dock

You know - wife to Rod Stewart for a time, but far more importantly - sex partner of Robbie Williams for a time?  Well, here’s what she is looking like these days.  And I am not even ripping on it, because she looks like a regular gal - someone I would like to watch a chickflick with and ask personal questions about Robbie Williams to.  And perhaps if she’s still pals with Robbie, she could ask him to do a private performance for me.  At my house.  A performance which would include a newly written song called, “Mockarena Rocks My World” or something to that effect.