Because no one in Hollywood has an ounce of originality anymore, there are reports that Jessica Alba is expecting twins. And so is Jennifer Lopez. And Angelina Jolie. There is NO WAY Scientology will allow Katie Holmes to NOT become pregnant with twins now.
She is not expecting twins!!! OMG!!! <——————-
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| |_ Middle Finger to anyone who spreads rumor |
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Sorry for the mess up. It’s supposed to be a bunch of symbols in the form of a hand flipping you off. Ha ha!
Nicely done, anonymous. Please note for future reference: I posted the Jessica twin story back in February when it was thought she was having twins. And I don’t care enough to go back and correct it, just like I won’t go back and correct the fact that Brad and Angelina didn’t end up getting married this weekend.
If it makes you feel important, you are welcome to come back and re-draw your middle finger masterpiece anytime you’d like to correct something here that’s weeks old. Because I guarantee that none of us writers will.
Knock yourself out!