Rather than subject you to the MOST DISGUSTING FOOT PAD OF ALL TIME this morning, here’s a baby meerkat.
Maybe it’s because I slept in, so the footpad was on 3 hours longer than usual. Maybe it’s because I had chinese for dinner and there were lots of MSG toxins in my body. I don’t know the reason, but what I do know is that I cannot put up with the stench of these things for another day.
My husband, who came home after a week of traveling ready to test these things out, saw (and smelled) this morning’s pad, and surprise (!), he no longer has much interest in becoming a superhero after all. That is how gross they are. Being an analytical person, he tried to identify the odor and came up with charcoal and cork. I don’t know enough to disagree, except that I’ve been around both of those things at one time or another, and neither made me want to ralph as bad as these foot pads do.
So, mockdockers, I’m afraid that this experiment is going to come to a close. For those of you who came to the mockdock specifically for the footpad experiment, I encourage you to stick with us, as we intend to try out all sorts of hyper-marketed gizmos and gadgets in the future, and will happily take suggestions from our readers about which ones to try next.
p.s. If anyone is interested in purchasing kinoki foot pads, send me a note at mockarena@themockdock.com. I’ll send them to you for the low low price of whatever it will cost to ship them to you.
I’m sorry you won’t become a superhero… you still got your super-mockery-powers though!
Who needs sticky mega-stinky (probably poisonous) ugly assed label thingys glued to their feet anyways…
Better luck next experiment!
Guess what, I just discovered you can get these from Avon too.
http://shop.avon.com/shop/product.asp?pf_id=30679&from=search&find_spec=detox%20patches&camp=200808&dir_delivery=1&rep_delivery=1
as well as a pocket dentist
http://shop.avon.com/shop/product.asp?pf_id=29705&from=search&find_spec=pocket%20dentist&camp=200808&dir_delivery=1&rep_delivery=1
I LOVE the pocket dentist. Excellent find, Shelley!
I tried these pads also, I figured hey why not give a shot for $20. I ordered them once and hated them, especially scrubbing the glue from my feet in the morning. They do nothing. I put in some water in the sink and of course they looked the same as if i had worn them. And to top it off they keep sending me them and charging me, here comes a hassle with the customer service department, if they one, and a credit card dispute. Please save your $20 and go get two gallons of gas.