The Mock Dock

These ordinary looking shoes, designed by some supergay shoe guy to be worn by DIABLO CODY of all people at the Oscars, cost ONE MILLION DOLLARS.  Yes.  You read that right.

This is retarded on so many levels.  And you know what? I don’t ever want to hear another celebrity ask for any kind of charity money ever again, when they could literally cash in a pair of shoes to feed the entire population of a small third world country.  

Plus,  the dumbest place ever to put perfectly good diamonds is on a foot.  

I’m very disappointed in Diablo Cody for being sucked into this kind of nonsense.   

UPDATE:  TMZ reports that Diablo Cody is just as annoyed at the fact that these shoes cost a million dollars.  So yay - my admiration of her has been restored.