The Mock Dock

So, this is the executive director of The Comprehensive Offender Rehabilitation and Education Agency, which was set up to provide classes to people convicted of driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol.  An honorable position to hold, right?

Yyyyyyyyyeah.  She just got a DUI.

And it’s not like she just got pulled over and breathalzyed.  Nope - she hit a car, proceeded to drive home, and then fought a police officer when he tried to handcuff her, making such a scene that all her neighbors came out to watch. 

This is the stuff of which Alanis Morissette songs are born.