Katie Holmes was just recently interviewed, and even though I should probably think it’s sweet and romantic that she’s completely head over heels in love with her husband and daughter, I do not. In fact, I think it’s creepy and I’m pretty much convincd that if you removed her face, there would be circuitry underneath developed by the overlords at Scientology headquarters which automatically spits out this sappy crap. Anyway, read this excerpt for yourself, and see if you don’t want to vomit.
WHAT’S YOUR IDEA OF HEAVEN?
Falling in love with Tom and our daughter. I’m such a lucky woman. Sometimes I feel like I’m dreaming.
WHAT WERE YOUR DREAMS AS A CHILD?
To marry Tom Cruise! (Laughs)
HOW DID YOU MEET TOM?
We just went on this great date together, and it’s been wonderful ever since. He’s the most amazing man in the world. I’m so happy. I love him. I feel like he’s made my life.
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE HIM?
He’s just amazing. He’s kind, generous, smart, he’s Tom Cruise - he’s the most artistic man I’ve ever met. He makes me laugh like I’ve never laughed. He’s made me feel joy like I never have before. There are so many things. He’s the most wonderful human being I know.
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH?
Tom and Suri.
You know what, Katie? My husband is way better than your husband. So you can suck it.
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