Irish Lassie - I really like her. I have nothing mean to say. LOVE.

Syesha - She was so/so. I actually was distracted by how many accesories she had on. Necklace, head wrap, big earrings, bracelets…It’s like she just raided a Claires.

Brooke - She is a pretty good singer…definitely not the best….but she picked the perfect song for her. If she keeps doing that, they will love her. But yeah, she looks like these other girl’s mom.

Ramiele - I couldn’t listen to her sing because I was so distracted by her bangs. Could someone please cut them, or get them out of her freaking face?!? When do the stylists step in?

Kristy Lee - Her perfection annoys me…I’m too bitter to judge her performance.

Elvira the Nurse - Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes. Can you imagine having to tell her how bad her performance was?

Alaina - Her clip was so annoying to me. Everyone else’s was about hobbies, sports, acting, having a life….her’s? I eat weird. Really? THAT’S what you want us to know? If that is the most interesting thing about yourself…then your fifteen minutes is up. grrrr

Alex-”I hate myself”-andrea - Wow. She hated herself after that song, didn’t she? I feel too bad to write something mean. So, I’ll go the Paula route: “It was….goooooood. Yeah, it was a weird choice but, yeah, you look BEAUTIFUL. You came out here and made that your own. You offered it a lot. And your hair looks beautiful.”

Kady - she is the vocal equivalent of the girl from Seinfeld that looked really pretty in some lights and awful in other lights. She is the best singer off stage, but on stage she is hideous.

Asia’h - she bored me. I flipped over to Super Nanny.

Anywhoo, that’s that. This whole three day a week thing is already old to me. Too much of a commitment. Sigh…like I have anything better to do though.