AND, so does my new best friend at IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com, who had this to say today:
“Here’s the teeth-clenchingly annoying 29 year old, Katherine Heigl, looking like the 45 year old chain smoker she is. She smokes American Spirit, the only 100% organic tobacco cigarette, because I guess she thinks that inhaling natural smoke is better than other smoke. Here’s a hint: It’s smoke. I’m sure when the fireman tells you to crawl on your stomach it isn’t because of the additives.”
This is the best morning ever.
Plus, this picture makes her look like some sort of giant. Like if she stepped backwards towards those people, she could literally step ON them.
Yeah seems success breeds jealousy and hatred. Pretty sad for you I guess.
Oh no, don’t be. Jeeze, I would hate to think that you are worried.
Sad? Us? Wow. That makes me giggle.
I feel bad for all the people who haven’t yet discovered how much joy mocking can bring!!
So often I find myself pensive, driven to long hours of soul-searching, rending my heart in vain attempts to understand the misunderstood…to comprehend what the blind, listless lambs who are so willing to believe in teh goodness of others and the create a holy shroud around those int eh limelight…wishing to suckle at the very teat that is success.
But then, I clearly see it…WHATEVER…please hold on to your love and devotion…you self-righteousness that propels you to the true heights of dressing up your cats inlittle sailor outfits or perfectly grooming your ferrets before feeding them veal cutlets and red wine.
I will admire you from afar…slowly creeping in to your existence…mirroring your every move until you recognize and love my awesomely developoed calf muscles the way you love yourself and all fo these celebutards.
Absurdly yours,
Holmes Caymen
holmes@themockdock.com
that shade of red is not working for her.