Ummm….what the hell is the circular flap of skin on John Stamos that is sitting where his belly button should be?
See, what I’m trying to do here is ignore the fact that the absolute wrong people got kicked off of American Idol. As usual. The fact that Danny Noriega, that annoying little Jessica Alba lookalike, is going to torture me for yet another week is as ridiculous as a really bad outie belly button.
(See how I tied it all together there with that last sentence? I know. It’s kind of a gift.)
thanks for ruining all my fantasies about john stamos…..his belly button looks like a cabbage patch dolls belly button…..how fugly……