Sanjaya Malakar Clearly Thinks Very Highly Of Himself

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Look at this stance.  This is the stance of someone with enormous self confidence.  The reason he has this self-confidence, however, is inexplicable given that he is ridiculous looking.  The eyebrow that’s showing in this photo looks like one of those fake mustaches, doesn’t it? Like maybe he got a fake mustache in the mail along with his stridex pads and thought, “Ohhh - THIS is what my eyebrows are supposed to look like - maybe the other one is coming in a future mailing” and just stuck it right there on his browular area.

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10 Responses to “Sanjaya Malakar Clearly Thinks Very Highly Of Himself”


  1. 1 Janessa Claire

    They need to put this pic on the cover the next People magazine’s Sexiest Man issue. What a beautiful HOT man! Damn…

  2. 2 Danielle

    Yes, Sanjaya is hot.
    He is also very confident, yet sometimes he’s shy…weird.
    Yes, he as super brows! I like them. He has a very strong browline. It’s very masculine. He appears to be big into eyebrow grooming as they always look impecable.

  3. 3 Mira

    That boy is hotter than h$ll and his eyebrows are GORGEOUS too. I hope he gets some modeling jobs. He’s too fine for words. wow.

  4. 4 Gabone

    Sanjaya, I know you don’t have much work these days, therefore you are posting comments on any blog that mentions you, but please stop spamming the site. Sincerely, Gabone.

  5. 5 Danielle

    Gabone:

    LMAO! Blame Sanjaya’s fans (or Fanjayas), but please don’t blame the man himself!! And he does have fans.

  6. 6 justforlaughs

    Mockarena IS right as always! You rock Mock!

  7. 7 Mockarena

    I cannot believe that out of all of the posts I’ve done, that Sanjaya is who’s bringing in the most comments. This is very disturbing, people.

    First of all, he’s scrawny and greasy looking. “Masculine” is probably the last word I would ever use to describe him. Secondly, he can’t sing. So why he has “fanjaya’s” I cannot understand. Perhaps one of you fans could explain this one to us.

  8. 8 Danielle

    To each his own.
    I don’t want to debate, but….
    Scrawny, yes, he’s thin. But so is my boyfriend…some people are not fat.
    Greasy…I don’t get that…his hair is probably wet.
    Masculine…he’s on the femmy side of the male spectrum, but he’s also only 18. I don’t know of many women that look as masculine as him. If a woman had eyebrows like that she’d be called manly! He looks older and more masculine when his forehead isn’t covered.
    Celeb examples: think of guys like Prince, Adam Levine (of Maroon 5). Remember the feminine guy look of the 80s…and the 80s are back in style.

    I like Sanjaya’s singing. He’s a good singer. Here is a pre-idol example:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=YDtTVSkFHyM

  9. 9 Mockarena

    Thank you for your input, Danielle. While I couldn’t disagree with you more, I hope you’ll continue to contribute - even when the posts aren’t about Sanjaya. ;)

  10. 10 Holmes

    Whoa…Holmes wasn’t the best geometry student back in his days, but if Sanjaya’s nipples are the size of pepperoni on those tiny man-teats….can you imagine the turkey platters his sister is serving up to the casting director/ program director she is tryin to swing a deal with….yowzers…I mean proportionally speaking…I am forced to using Scooby-doo language…yikes…

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