Jump on in to see what happened with the girls on American Idol!
A’s’i'a’h’ - I Just Wanna Dance With Somebody: Will these people NEVER LEARN that you’re automatically blacklisted by Simon if you attempt a Whitney Houston song? I like apostrophe girl, but this was not my favorite.
Kady - I Want To Live Forever: She is a total anomaly to me. Some of the notes she sings are truly pretty, and then others make my ears bleed. I think overall I’m just meh about her. Really pretty girl, but I think she should just try to get a paying job becoming Britney Spears’ replacement, so that Britney can continue to just be insane, and we’ll still all have someone who sounds exactly like her around.
Rock Nurse Overmyer - Hate Myself For Loving You: I have no idea what the judges were smoking, but I thought this was extraordinarily average. And if I weren’t so terrified of her, I’d probably say even meaner stuff.
O’Carly - Drove All Night: I detest this song. But there is no doubt that Carly could sing her hotpants off. Also, her mom is pretty. So she’s got that going for her (?). Anyway, she remains one of my faves.
Kristy McPerfect - Faithfully: Huh. A country version of a Journey song. I don’t like it. I am also really bothered by her wide-legged stance. She looks constipated. And some of those high notes cracked windows in my house. I thought the judges were far far far too nice to her. And I am still annoyed by her physical perfection. Hate.
Ramennoodle - Against All Odds: She looks very schlubby tonight. Like she was late for wardrobe or something, and so the wardrobe person just threw an area rug on her and said, “That’ll have to do.” She has a perfectly lovely little voice, but I don’t know that she’s interesting enough to stick around.
Brooke - Love Is A Battlefied: Acoustic Pat Benatar. Huh. This was very dull to me. I too, would be embarrassed to admit I’d choreographed this video for Pat Benatar, so in this one instant of my life, I understand Paula. I mean, do you remember the shimmying? It was RIDICULOUS.
Syesha - Saving All My Love: Another Whitney song. And it seems like it’s going at about half the speed of the original. She actually sang this really well, but I’m mad at her for doing Whitney. She has the cutest smile ever.
Kady needs to go. I’d like to see either the nurse or Kristy McPerfect go as well.
So, I was, as you, TOTALLY bored last night. No scandal, no drama. These girls need to take a lesson from the boys and liven up. All I can say is that I love Pat Benatar….I love Simon…..I hate McPerfectPants, and FauxBritney should go. I couldn’t care less about the girls at this point. On to the top 12!!
I, too, hate the perfection that is Kristie Lee Cook. So imagine my delight at her crappy performance. Then imagine my rage when the judges weren’t nearly as mean to her as they should have been. Is this girl pouring cherry Kool-Aid packets into her mouth right before she sings? What is up with the red tongue? And I am tired of her flowy tops. Your boobs are perfect, Kristie. We get it. And what is up with the weird stance? It’s all masculine and unnatural. Please leave the show, go reclaim your supposed “cherished pet” horse that you had no problems selling for cash to get on the show (obviously our definitions of “cherished pet” are at opposite ends of the spectrum) and go back to your perfect life of perfection.
Wow! Until I wrote all that I didn’t really realize how much I hate her! Maybe I need to write Holmes’ advice column……