http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/05/the-girls-sing-boredom-ensues/ Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:35:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/05/the-girls-sing-boredom-ensues/#comment-1019 Bunny Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:36:02 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/05/the-girls-sing-boredom-ensues/#comment-1019 I, too, hate the perfection that is Kristie Lee Cook. So imagine my delight at her crappy performance. Then imagine my rage when the judges weren't nearly as mean to her as they should have been. Is this girl pouring cherry Kool-Aid packets into her mouth right before she sings? What is up with the red tongue? And I am tired of her flowy tops. Your boobs are perfect, Kristie. We get it. And what is up with the weird stance? It's all masculine and unnatural. Please leave the show, go reclaim your supposed "cherished pet" horse that you had no problems selling for cash to get on the show (obviously our definitions of "cherished pet" are at opposite ends of the spectrum) and go back to your perfect life of perfection. Wow! Until I wrote all that I didn't really realize how much I hate her! Maybe I need to write Holmes' advice column...... I, too, hate the perfection that is Kristie Lee Cook. So imagine my delight at her crappy performance. Then imagine my rage when the judges weren’t nearly as mean to her as they should have been. Is this girl pouring cherry Kool-Aid packets into her mouth right before she sings? What is up with the red tongue? And I am tired of her flowy tops. Your boobs are perfect, Kristie. We get it. And what is up with the weird stance? It’s all masculine and unnatural. Please leave the show, go reclaim your supposed “cherished pet” horse that you had no problems selling for cash to get on the show (obviously our definitions of “cherished pet” are at opposite ends of the spectrum) and go back to your perfect life of perfection.
Wow! Until I wrote all that I didn’t really realize how much I hate her! Maybe I need to write Holmes’ advice column……

]]> http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/05/the-girls-sing-boredom-ensues/#comment-1013 Dame Aufschneider Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:49:11 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/05/the-girls-sing-boredom-ensues/#comment-1013 So, I was, as you, TOTALLY bored last night. No scandal, no drama. These girls need to take a lesson from the boys and liven up. All I can say is that I love Pat Benatar....I love Simon.....I hate McPerfectPants, and FauxBritney should go. I couldn't care less about the girls at this point. On to the top 12!! So, I was, as you, TOTALLY bored last night. No scandal, no drama. These girls need to take a lesson from the boys and liven up. All I can say is that I love Pat Benatar….I love Simon…..I hate McPerfectPants, and FauxBritney should go. I couldn’t care less about the girls at this point. On to the top 12!!

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