The Mock Dock

I’ve been trying to avoid referring to Perez Hilton for the past few months, because he gets 2 million visits per month and is a zillionaire, and we mockdockers get like 42 visits per month and are broke, and I’m insanely jealous of him because of his success, but there was NO WAY I COULD RESIST telling you that he is reporting that Spencer Pratt, douchebag to end all douchebags, may be WRITING AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY.

What could someone as retarded as Spencer Pratt have to write a book about - let alone an autobiographical one?  First of all, he’s like, what - 25?  So we’re talking about maybe 20 pages of material based on his tenure on the earth alone. 

Secondly, this is SPENCER PRATT we’re talking about.  He has about as much substantive material to write about as my two year old, and probably less. 

I find this whole idea so hilarious, that I will have to have a copy of this book, so that I can post excerpts of it and we can all mock it together.  Keep your fingers crossed that this will really happen, mockdockers!