Yes. That’s Really Her.

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X17 vultures captured this photo of NICOLE KIDMAN shopping for maternity wear, looking about as youthful as Jessica Tandy did in Driving Miss Daisy.

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10 Responses to “Yes. That’s Really Her.”


  1. 1 Cynicat

    Is it just me or does it look like she just ate a blouse? From the angle it appears she has a tag protruding from her mouth….is she for sale maybe? I doubt she’ll inspire many offers…

  2. 2 Mockarena

    It DOES look like she ate a blouse. Cynicat - you are a very astute reader and I have enjoyed your comments. Please visit often and continue to contribute. :)

  3. 3 Holmes

    I think Holmes finally found a “teabaggin’” picture that I can show my grandparents…I wish they would stop asking what it means…as if they don’t know…

  4. 4 NashvilleBedBuddy

    And Keith actually wakes to that now? Eh Hope that 35 mill is enough to screw a Chinese Cresent dog (a very ugly hairless AKC dog reg.) go on look it up “Chinese Cresent dog breed and compair…If they don’t look similar I’ll kiss your country butt Keith : )~
    Try a bag?

  5. 5 NotBuyingItInNashville

    I think she looks like Bette Davis in Baby Jane garb. Or a Michael Jackson impersonator.

  6. 6 Emma

    Yes, lousy pictures shot from a weird angle in horrible lighting when she is frowning really give a fair picture of what she looks like, don’t they?

    There are tons of gorgeous and recent pictures of her but her stalkers and haters prefer these ones, of course.

  7. 7 Mockarena

    Well, of course we prefer “these ones”, Emma. Have you noticed the name of this site? It’s the MOCKDOCK. It’s not the COMPLIMENTDOCK.

  8. 8 Holmes

    Hey Emma,

    We also wanted to call the site Letsusebandwidthtocontinuouslypumpuptheegosofthesebloateddisgusting pigdogswhopanderthemselvesandwhoretheirtalentsfortheidolatryofthe feeblemindednincompoop.com…. but it was already taken.

    Good Austen to you and to you a fine Bronte,
    Holmes

  9. 9 Emma Clement

    Why is everyone so focused on the bad lighting and the “teabag” in her mouth…

    I’m more concerned with her choice of baggy jumper … bit of a faux par for pregnant ladies! She should be showing off her bump in clothes that fit, support and above all compliment the wonderful shape of the pregnancy bump!

    Emma Clement
    http://www.homemummy.co.uk

  10. 10 rulsgrl

    this is what happens when you stop the botox.

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