The Mock Dock

John Mayer just posted this on his blog:

Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.

Umm….so are you wanting me to call, or not? This has to be the most confused ex-girlfriend in the world. Especially if it really is directed at Jessica Simpson. Remember she actually thought chickens lived in the sea and that buffalos had wings? It’s either directed at her or the microphone he used to make out with.