According to reports, Amy Winehouse is no longer content to snort just your average everyday cocaine up her nose. She’s now resorted to snorting PURE VODKA up her nostril through a straw. I am not making this up.
At this point, I think we should just collectively come up with some self-destructive acts for her to try next. And we could send a list of them to her, as it’s obvious she is consistently trying to up the ante. For instance, we could suggest that she snort toothpicks up her nose hole. Or nails.
This is a great opportunity for some out of the box thinking!
why is she still around?