Paris Would Like You To Know That She Cherishes Bowel Movements

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Apparently, Paris Hilton is dating Benji Madden, who I think could be related to Nicole Richie’s baby daddy, which could potentially make them some sort of sisters-in-law, but I’m actually not really positive about any of that except that Paris is dating Benji Madden.  Whose initials are, as you can clearly see, B.M.

And now she’s being pictured wearing a ghastly over the top ridiculous diamond ring with those initials.

I love my husband so much I don’t even know how to put it into words, but if his initials were readily recognized as the abbreviation for the expulsion of fecal matter, I would not wear his monogram, no matter how many diamonds were involved.

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3 Responses to “Paris Would Like You To Know That She Cherishes Bowel Movements”


  1. 1 rulsgrl

    she is so pathetic, she is actually dating her former best friends boyfriends brother……whatta wanna be…..

  2. 2 davidcarron5

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  3. 3 davidcarron5

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