Robbie Williams is….if you don’t know….the obsession of one woman we all love - Miss Mock-a-rena. She loves him. I’m sure she will continue even after this post. However, Mr. Williams was just quoted saying that he believes in UFO’s. Here is an excerpt:
“Seriously, I want to go out and investigate these things. I’m stopping being a pop star and becoming a full-time ufologist. We could be like Mulder and Scully (The X Files FBI agents) in real life. You’re always mega-busy but I’ve got nothing on at the minute.” Williams also claims he has been visited by aliens on at least three occasions, and witnessed a “big strip of black light” during recording in a studio in Los Angeles. However, the 34-year-old insists he can understand if the public views his latest obsession with concern. He added, “People will think, ‘This geezer’s been in rehab, he’s off his head.’ How mental are they going to make me out in the papers.”
So I get the fact that he is either a) trying to be funny, or b) trying shamelessly to get some kind of publicity. Either way, he is failing. Just as he is failing in the above pictures to act straight. Which is fine…there is nothing wrong with attention-craving, lacking a good sense of humor or being gay.
(sorry Mock…love ya)














Let’s count the ways this statement is accurate…
“Robbie Williams will soon be BFF with Tom Cruise!”
#1-Tom Cuise is a publicity hound
#2-Tom Cruise is a Scientologist (believing that UFOs created all things religious and good)
#3-Tom Cruise is closeted also…
Anyone got more?
Holmes you forgot to add….
Both starred in a movie called “****tail”.
Although….Robbie Williams’ movie was made with a camcorder, rope, and Michael Buble.
I hate all of you. Robbie Williams is still hotter wearing women’s clothes than about 75% of the men walking the planet currently.

You know what? Make that 90%. And when he’s wearing man clothes, he’s the 2nd hottest man on the planet.